it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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