i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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