So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Sext me about skeletons
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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