How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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