But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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