i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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