This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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