Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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