yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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