So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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