what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
