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(514): View more from Quebec

just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just got to costco. Where are you?

(602): View more from Arizona

Liquor aisle, bring another cart.

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(845): View more from New York

There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.

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Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.

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(217): View more from Illinois

getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.

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(705): View more from Ontario

We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.

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(630): View more from Illinois

it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.

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(917): View more from New York City

there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.

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