Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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