he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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