is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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