One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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