it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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