I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
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This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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