Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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