i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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