We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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