How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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