This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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