I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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