After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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