If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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