can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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