i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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