i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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