I got chris browned last night
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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