i think my mom watched the whole time
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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