Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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