She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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