I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
