1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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