Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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