Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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