the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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