We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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