dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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