I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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