After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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