you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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