Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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