Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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