He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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