So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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