Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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