He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Randomize
