I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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