I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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