you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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