Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
