Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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