Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
If its not for food we ain't going out.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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